Abomination of Desolation? Idols of demoness Pachamama found, and may be installed in St. Peter's Basilica this Sunday!

LifeSite is reporting that Francis announced the return of the Pachamama idols after faithful Catholics threw them into the Tiber in Rome, and their possible installation in St. Peter's this Sunday. I present LifeSite's translation of Francis's comments with added commentary in red: 

Good afternoon, I would like to say a word about the pachamama statues [so, Francis confirms they are idols of the Inca "Mother Earth" goddess] that were removed from the Church at Traspontina, which were there without idolatrous intentions [really? I think adoring a god other than the Trinity is idolatry!] and were thrown into the Tiber [This is why I favoured them being burnt, so their possible retrieval could be avoided].

First of all, this happened in Rome and, as bishop of the diocese, I ask pardon of the people who were offended by this act [but he doesn't ask pardon of the Catholics he has equally offended by having idols on display in the Eternal City].

Then, I can inform you that the statues which created so much media clamor were found in the Tiber. The statues are not damaged [I bet Satan made sure of that!].

The Commander of the Carabinieri [Italian police] wished to inform us of the retrieval before the news becomes public. At the moment the news is confidential, and the statues are being kept in the office of the Commander of the Italian Carabinieri.

The leadership of the Carabinieri will be very happy to follow any indication given on the method of making the news public, and regarding the other initiatives desired in its regard, for example, the commander said, “the display of the statues at the closing Mass of the Synod.” We’ll see. [If this happens, can I assume this is the Abomination of Desolation, or at least, a prototype of it?] 

I delegate the Secretary of State to respond to this.

This is good news, thank you. [Good news? I thought the Gospel was "Good News"? Apparently not! So, Francis is happy about demonic idols being found, but not the conversion of heathens to the true Catholic Faith, outside of which there is no salvation?!]

I have to say: THIS IS GREAT! The truth is being revealed, and at a faster pace than before. As a result, more and more Catholics are now questioning whether Bergoglio is the Pope or not.